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this is my 101st post. go me! kate is spelled with a k.
so marisha slept over last night and it was good times. we rolled down parliament hill (well it was a hill near parliament, parliament hill isn't very steep) and stuffs. fireflies are super cool except they're really ugly in the light. we went to see two brothers in the afternoon (lianne's idea) and lianne and graham didn't show up!! and we sat through a tiger movie!! arg! i did however dress up like a pirate and marisha like a bumblebee, so it wasn't an entire waste.



yes. um..moving on, if anyone wants to come over for canada day, let me know, my 'rents are having a barbeque and i'm supposed to bring someone. 

You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,
disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funny
as hell.


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"Brandon Lowder is responbile for my older profile, he is extremely insecure with his own sexuality, his phone number is (707)###-#### he will appericate your call" -Max's AIM profile
so i telephoned this bloke, and he really did seem to appreciate my call. it was very nice. oh and i edited out the number because i fear that the secret gang of telephone stalkers reading my blog might become an annoyance to this nice person.

and today, i sat around watching anime movies with shannon and they are all pretty, unlike me who looks like i haven't been sleeping...i wonder why.

in my opinion, all you californian children ought be so kind as to shower justin with hugs, as he appears to be rather distraught.
is that how to spell distraught? i think it just may be.

i think i've got a bug bite on my forehead as it is much itchier than what i presume is normal. this is me not at all worried about westnile (*goes out and buys all the repellant at the drugmart*)

it has been over a year since the lovely annie ate my cookie. this is a friendly reminder that i forgive and often get even (or overdo getting even)(sorry!), but i don't forget. so don't even think about going for my secret pie stash.

and cake is SO NOT better than pie!

life's a(noun) and so are you.

yet another sleepless night. after reading extremely depressing diary entries, i got online and chewy and tomoc and max are still up.

Im the OrangeMan (5:14:02 AM): bed time for sex with cheese cake
pie is nifty (5:14:08 AM): i'm against cheesecake
Im the OrangeMan (5:14:14 AM): WHATH!
Im the OrangeMan (5:14:21 AM): YOU DONT LIKE CHEESE CAKE!?!?!
pie is nifty (5:14:34 AM): no i like it, i just think it's evil
Im the OrangeMan (5:14:48 AM): I <3 CHEESE CAKE
Im the OrangeMan (5:15:02 AM): CHEESECAKE + ME =:-)
pie is nifty (5:15:19 AM): cheesecake and i will put our differences aside for you
Im the OrangeMan (5:15:23 AM): YAY!
Im the OrangeMan (5:15:30 AM): AND STAY THAT WAY DAMNIT!

so as you can see, i am no longer against cheesecake because of chewy. so all you cheesecake lovers can come out of hiding, i won't hurt you.

oh no and now i can't stop sneezing. that's ok though. these are people who always make me feel happy no matter what.

and i am back from quebec now. i am rather bad at monopoly, as well as risk and other board games. unlike my cousins who are rather gifted in that area but i love them anyway. moving on, i went to the dentist today. and now i'm thirsty.
marisha gave me a birthday present of lovely things like flavoured bubble soap and jelly beans and tea and a book about duct tape. i heart her.
i'm thirsty again. i will take tomoc's advice and drink something now.

hello children.
i am going to quebec-land for the weekend to see family members and i'll be back by tuesday. or maybe monday. i don't know. until then, buh bye.

gina passed bio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm happy like a psycho killer in a kindergarden!!! but even happier!

(gina passed bio)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh august! with the gina and the chewy!

and the tomoc too, man! and the tomoc(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). i just donot know when. but i'm going out of my head over it.

*prances off into delight*


chewy and gina and tomoc and me in canada! 

it isn't as if i could anyway. so why do i find it all so upsetting?

on a lighter (and less confusing to those who haven't a clue what i'm talking about)(and no i don't care to discuss it) note, closing was quite dull. then followed by going to ward's house where a number of us took taxis (my first taxi in ottawa in the last four years i believe) and went and saw the third harry potter movie. whatalovelytimeweallhad. oh and today- went to steve's and there's a swimming pool and a hottub and one of those chairs that give massages there, very nice indeed.

square pizzas are dumb. they're not good marketing. see if you take the diameter of a circle that's equal to the length of a square, you'd see that the circle actually contains less pizza then a square would therefore enabling a company to use up less dough and topping and therefore increasing profit. good for the consumer though. i believe i will be eating as much pizza as possible until they figure it out. or maybe i'll forget or let it go like i usually do. the latter's more likely.

and for those of my friends not feeling overly happy, just..feel better, we're on vacation.

well i'm done. except for closing on saturday. but i'm done. and so are you! yay for us! ...there's nothing to do.

yesterday: my exam ended at about 11:30, went to nick's house (first time bussing to orleans by myself, go me!), simon was there, watched part of this horror movie where there's one girl who's naked pretty much the whole time, ate pie that nick made (i love him he makes pie), left, met graham and dawn and ward and shannon, and guy i don't know, and rebecca at movies, saw shrek 2 (because i'm cool, you see), went to st. hubert with parents, ordered animal chicken nuggets (even cooler) like i've been doing since i was like three, came home, fell asleep on couch watching cnn

today: woke up on couch, watched coyboy bebob and the end of some movie about a roadie who wanted to meet alice cooper, ate something that resembled toast, had chai, cleaned and organized everything i could find, got dad's laptop, sat down on floor, tried to have some sort of online conversation which didn't work because i'm dull, writing long blog entry which i doubt anyone will actually read.

plans so far: ward's house saturday, little town in quebec to see my cousins next week, gina and chewy in august (!!!!), school, work, retirement, death*.

*death may actually be anywhere in there and will therefore cancel any plans following it.

oh my. i'm dull. someone telephone me or randomly show up or something.

only two more exmas left. and about the insomniac poetry in the last post...heh...sry. wood doesn't taste good, don't eat it.



weeeee!

it's 2am saturday
i'm alone in my bed
radio on
lights off
isn't it pretty
memories float through
when did all this happen
and how come
electric conversations
i wish i was beautiful
just like you
and i really miss you
and i don't mind it here so much
and why don't you come over
and when will it all end
there really isn't a point
failure isn't a sin
but words can cut
i can wait
never fall asleep
isn't it pretty